Learn how to attract your ideal mate while breaking free from baa-aad dating behaviors! Experience a fun and playful Dating-Rehab experience through the non-threatening persona of a goat or goat-girl!

Take the Dating-Rehab quiz below to see if you qualify.  If you answer “yes” to any of these questions, you are in need of Dating-Rehab and we recommend playing The Goat Game. 

• Do you feel true love has passed you by?
• Are you clueless when it comes to dating and flirting?
• You know your true love is out there…but where?
• Do you want out of your current relationship but don’t know how to “let go”?
• Do you hate to be single so will “settle” for just any relationship?
• Do you think “love” has nothing to do with dating?
• Do you feel unloved in your relationship?
• *Do you feel afraid or abused (physically, emotionally or sexually) in your relationship?
• *Do you hurt your partner (physically, emotionally or sexually)?
• *Do you feel controlled by your mate?
• *Do you repeat the same type of dysfunctional and abusive relationships?
• *Do you more often choose baa-aad mates?

*If you answered “yes” to any of the questions with an asterisk, please click on “Dangers of Dating” and get help today by calling the National Domestic Violence Hotline website (www.ndvh.org).  Their hotline number is: 1-800-799-SAFE (7233), 1-800-787-3224 (TTY).  The National Teen Dating Abuse Hotline is: 1-866-331-9474 or 1-866-331-8453 (TTY) and their website (www.loveisrespect.org).

As much as we all wish for the ideal relationship, seeking a mate is not always a walk-in-the-park.  Far too often, the search takes us down treacherous paths wrought with dreadful consequences some of which could not only be risky but deadly.  The Goat Game assists us in recognizing the warning signs of dysfunctional and abusive relationships while guiding us on our search for true love.  The Goat Game, recognized by psychotherapists as Reality Therapy is more playfully referred to as Barnyard Therapy.

I’ve taken your quiz and qualify for Dating-Rehab.  So, where do I sign-up?

You’ve come to the right place!  Just click-on Play The Goat Game and you will undergo Barnyard Therapy…your first step toward Dating-Rehab.  It’s a fun and playful method of attracting your ideal mate while addressing serious issues.  But before you play the game, please learn more about Barnyard Therapy by reading below.

What does “Barnyard Therapy” have to do with finding my ideal mate?

Good question!  The best way to answer is to ponder this question: 

Why is it so difficult to find my ideal mate? 

While maneuvering ourselves through the single’s scene, like goats and goat-girls in a crowded barnyard, many of us exhibit baa-aad dating behaviors resulting in poor choices.  Thus, it is difficult to stay focused on one’s hunt for the ideal mate when much time is wasted in unhealthy relationships that wear away one’s self-esteem.  Years later, losing sight of the ideal relationship, one grows weary and falls prey to patterns of dysfunction and, too often, domestic abuse. The faded memory of “happily ever after” is long forgotten. 

But wait!  It’s never too late.  Do not despair.  Barnyard Therapy, utilized in The Goat Game, helps you to break free from baa-aad dating behaviors and guides you to attract your ideal mate.  Barnyard Therapy is easy to grasp. 

Here’s the message and it spells B-A-R-N-Y-A-R-D:

By Accepting Responsibility Now, Your Actions Reveal your Destiny!

SCHEDULE A GOAT GAME GATHERING TODAY!

Why not goats!  Their goatish behavior, at times, resembles us humans displaying rather uncivilized traits.  Since biblical times, these cute, playful and often mischievous hoofed and horned creatures were tagged by the Hebrews to cast out our sins … hence the phrase the scapegoat.  In Christianity, the goat represents the evil shenanigans of the devil himself.  And then there’s the Greek god Pan, half-man half-goat, flitting about as the flutist pied piper.  In a condensed version, goatish behavior represents frolicking good-times with no forethought to the consequences.

These over-sexed four legged bucks and does, when the heat is on, show no shame in spreading their seed and gestating with nary a thought to the outcome.  I will spare you the not-so-mannerly gestures exhibited during this barnyard mating moment.  Suffice to say, the buck and doe get it on and get it off without much prudence (and social graces).  And so can every other species on this planet.  What can we learn from these beastly exhibitions?  Perhaps, we can learn to identify our behaviors through the non-threatening persona of a goat, to give us pause, to buy us time before we are tossed around in the hay as though we were nothing more than “f**ked like a tied goat”.

For us humans, I do not condone such animalistic behavior and yet for most, we can’t seem to control these urges; hence, labeling us overly aggressive humans as “hornier than a three peckered billy goat” or a “lecherous old billy goat”.  Make no mistake, whether we are religious or atheists, living in squalor or in grand estates, unschooled or with doctorates, fallen to alcohol/drug addictions or lived a “clean life”, goatish behavior makes no distinctions, it crosses all lines. 

At any random moment, goatish behavior can waft over us like a spell propelled with irresistible chemistry and the driving force of recreational procreation.   At any random moment, our sensibilities are tossed to the side of the road, our ethical standards are forgotten, caution is indiscriminately blown by the wind and, before we can say “Whoa, wait a minute…have I lost my mind!” we get down and dirty when the fire is stoked.  Once the deed is done, we are left with the residue of shameful secrets.  These secrets sit tucked away in our souls, peeling away our self-esteem when, at any random moment, another goatish moment is piled on top of the last one until it seems as if our baa-aad misbehaving defines us with a scarlet G for goat.  No wonder many of us scratch our butts wondering why true love slips through our slippery hooves.

What is Barnyard Therapy?  By Accepting Responsibility Now, Your Actions Reveal your Destiny! That spells B-A-R-N-Y-A-R-D!  By accepting responsibility for your actions and for those of whom you bring into your life, you are less likely to fall victim to unhealthy, abusive and sometimes fatal dating experiences.  In addition, by taking responsibility for your actions and who you bring into your life, you are empowered to make wise choices; thereby, more likely to experience the ideal relationship and a happily-ever-after true love destiny.  In other words, there are two options:  Number one, let life randomly happen to you (risky) or number two, accept responsibility for your actions to better equip you in finding your ideal mate (your destiny).  Choose option number two!

If you are ready to take that first step toward attracting your ideal mate while breaking free from baa-aad dating behaviors, simply click on Play The Goat Game today!

Grandma Pandoshus aka Peggy Kligman is the creator of the Goat Game.

After three failed marriages and several dysfunctional (and sometimes abusive) relationships, Peggy Kligman aka “Grandma Pandoshus” was desperately in need of dating rehab.  In 2004, after proclaiming … “no more relationships for me”… Peggy took a break from relationships to resolve her past by inventing the Goat Game.  “It’s fun and playful and it worked for me.  Through the goat characters (similar to human behavior) I was able to recognize why I exhibited self-destructive behaviors and made poor choices.   As a result of this awakening, today I am able to enjoy a healthy and loving relationship.”

Once Peggy broke free from her past of heartaches, she soon thereafter embarked on her newly discovered joyful single lifestyle.  She announced, “If this game can help someone like me, then I must share it with others in need of dating rehab.”  Subsequent to test-marketing the game throughout the Texas region while exhibiting her game at counselor’s conventions, Peggy was delighted to discover others were quickly recognizing the benefits of the Goat Game. 

Peggy goes by the moniker Grandma Pandoshus.  When asked why she goes by the name “Pandoshus”, she responds, “My grandmother Doshie was a shining light during my dreadfully dark past!  She was a woman of strength who prevailed from a baaad marriage by leaving her abusive husband and, with her integrity intact, single-handedly reared five happy and well adjusted children.  Imagine her courage especially during the early 1900s!”  She adds, “Pan—the playful half-man half-goat mythology character—along with the derivative of my grandmother Doshie is why I chose Pandoshus as the voice of the Goat Game.”